tirsdag, maj 23, 2006

sa pröver vi igen....

kom nu folk . post naaget för satan , eller bare skriv naget sjovt, aw mand jag syns bare det er boring:(

4 kommentarer:

Thomas Fals sagde ...

"If you want entertainment, you get a couple of hookers and an eight ball." - SEAN PENN

"Pre-1989 I pretty much XXXX everybody. But it was because I had to get breakfast somehow." - COURTNEY LOVE

"When I was quoted saying I had sex for seven hours with tantric yoga, that included dinner and a movie." - STING

"The doctor told me, 'This injection will give you an erection for two hours.' I said, 'Doctor, that will be one hour and 57 minutes longer than I've ever had.'" - TONY CURTIS

"This girl, a very attractive blonde, probably about 25, a little drunk, walked over to me and said, 'How would you like it if I sucked your cock until your eyes came out?' I was taken aback." - BEN AFFLECK

"I used to be a feminist, until the first time Tom Arnold grabbed me by the hair, threw me up against the wall and XXXX me in the ass." - ROSEANNE

"I heard that I walked into another actor's trailer and said, 'You wanna XXXX a star?' Like I would ever socialize with another actor." - CHRISTINA RICCI

"A wiseman told me recently that there's one thing he's learned in life: Money makes women horny." - WILLIE NELSON

"Tony Randall and I were once doing a variety show together, and the first thing he said to me was something about fellatio. I don't think I'd ever heard that word before, and said, 'I haven't read much about Shakespeare'" - PHYLLIS DILLER

"Having wealth is one of the most disappointing things. It's overrated, I can tell you that. It's not as good as average sex. Average sex is better than being a billionaire." - TED TURNER

"Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and sweat and tears, and the bottom lines is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not doing your job." - JAMES WOODS

"Golf and sex are the only two things that you can be bad at and still have a good time." - CHARLES BARKLEY
"It sounds strange for me to be saying this, but I've come around to the idea that sex really is for procreation." - ERIC CLAPTON

"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes talent." - KEVIN BACON

"It's like kissing the Berlin Wall." - HELENA BONHAM CARTER, ON DOING A SCREEN KISS WITH WOODY ALLEN

"Forget all those health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure for everything." - GRACE JONES

"I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanne taste everyone in the world." - ANGELINA JOLIE

"She probably needs to get laid." - BRITNEY SPEARS, ON THE FIRST LADY OF MARYLAND, WHO HAD SAID SHE MIGHT SHOOT SPEARS IF SHE HAD THE CHANCE

"We're so damn conservative all day that when you finally get us in the bedroom, we're absolute animals." - SHANNEN DOHERTY, ON WHY REPUBLICANS HAVE BETTER SEX

"Making love got me through morning sickness - I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time." - PAMELA ANDERSON

swedemeister sagde ...

ah takker der . men er du en skitso , din lille freak :)

Dr. Chris Galtt ... Specialty Gastroenterology sagde ...

Shut up you Volvo/Saab loving Swede.

swedemeister sagde ...

hva satan the mexican er i live, og danmark har ....ellerten...nice ..ha ha